I can't watch pbs sober anymore
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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