on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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