I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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