I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm going to jail i love you
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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