do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm experimenting with sincerity
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
