we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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