so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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