Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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