you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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