I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
