Cold hands, warm shart.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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