yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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