at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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