I'm going to jail i love you
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I had to cum in my sink.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
