This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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