so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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