What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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