Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
