I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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