nut hugger
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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