Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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