You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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