Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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