So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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