It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I need moral support for this bender
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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