I'm gonna have a badass scar
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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