Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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