Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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