Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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