Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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