I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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