But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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