I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
a search helicopter?!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm always down for nudity.
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