i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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