Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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