i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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