Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Randomize
