READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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