Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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