also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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