I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Randomize
