There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
