miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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