Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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