sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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