His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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