If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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