I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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