No awkward lesbian experiences without me
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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