One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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