Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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