I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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