Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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