Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm passing your future prison.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Let's paint friendship bongs
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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